Huskers vs Winning

The Huskers definitely are on a winning streak this year! By winning I mean losing. Yesterday’s game against Oklahoma State was just barely better than their showing against Mizzou. How much better, you may ask? Let’s see, about the difference between being kicked in both testicles or just one.

(that’s right, the Huskers make kids cry!)

I shouldn’t knock on them, after all I’m not an amateur or college football player. But in all honesty, they could just forfeit. That would save everyone cable fee’s every year. Oklahoma State beat the Huskers for the first time in twenty games at Memorial Stadium in Lincoln. Obviously the previous 19 attempts were just warm-ups to the hands-down ass-kicking UNL received.

Next week the Huskers go up against Texas A&M. I vote that the UNL cheerleaders take the field this time and let the “Sallys” sit on the bench.